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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: Hyperacme on May 02, 2013, 06:48:04 PM

Title: Logic of a Beer Drinker
Post by: Hyperacme on May 02, 2013, 06:48:04 PM

Lady Interviewer: Do you  drink every day?


 Man: Yes.


 Lady Interviewer: How much a  day?


 Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.


 Lady Interviewer:  How much does a 6-pack cost?


 Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.


 Lady  Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?


 Man: 15  years.


 Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you
 consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.
 In one  year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?


 Man:  Correct.


 Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not
 accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly
 $162,000;  correct?


 Man: Correct.


 Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you  that if you did not drink
 for the last 15 years, you could have bought a  Ferrari?


 Man: Do you drink?


 Lady Interviewer: No.


 Man: So  where's your Ferrari?

Title: Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
Post by: fireman24mn on May 03, 2013, 05:16:07 PM

So if you could have all of Bill Gates money or end world hunger....



 What color would your Ferrari be.

Title: Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
Post by: Burnin Daylight on May 03, 2013, 06:13:00 PM

Orange metal flake. 

Title: Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
Post by: fireman24mn on May 03, 2013, 06:45:00 PM

good choice

Title: Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
Post by: wexrocks on June 10, 2013, 09:15:13 PM

can I order mine in Emerald Mist? oh wait... I still drink beer... never mind.

Does that make Glastron/Carlson the beer drinker's Ferrari?

Title: Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
Post by: V153 on July 17, 2013, 09:26:33 PM

I've actually driven a Ferrari, does that count?