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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: Rosscoe on July 22, 2013, 10:43:18 AM

Title: Ace Hardware
Post by: Rosscoe on July 22, 2013, 10:43:18 AM

There was a bit of confusion at  Ace Hardware this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my  purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me!"
 
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about the gun registry people running amok, I did  just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit  card.
 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!   

Title: Re: Ace Hardware
Post by: bellj on July 23, 2013, 10:54:21 PM

Maybe she thought you'd go off "half-cocked"??    ;D

Sorry...I know that's terrible - couldn't resist!!   LOL