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Offline Jerry

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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
« on: December 10, 2010, 10:16:59 AM »
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES



I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
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Offline Hotwired

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Re: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 12:39:30 PM »
Jerry ... following your lead!  Finished off a jug of JD last night myself! Woodford anyone??

.. it is what it is ... and that is how it should be!
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Offline V153

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Re: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 03:47:59 PM »
Ha ha ha!!! Good one Jerry!
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Offline OleRed

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Re: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 04:25:13 PM »
Gosh Jerry .. makes me want to bundle up and run right out and finish that Yellow GT-151
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Offline wexrocks

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Re: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 04:54:22 PM »
Oh, that is good!

Thanks, Jerry... You have inspired me to finish that case I opened yesterday...  ;)
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