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Offline Rosscoe

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A Call Cops Hate To Make
« on: September 02, 2011, 09:13:34 AM »

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.


There are two sheriff's deputies there.  The man asks if there is a problem.


One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture
of his wife.


The guy says " sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.


The deputy says, " I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by
a truck ."


The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent
cook ."

Ross
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Offline V153

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Re: A Call Cops Hate To Make
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 06:34:22 PM »
Heh heh heh
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'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
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