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Offline Hyperacme

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Logic of a Beer Drinker
« on: May 02, 2013, 06:48:04 PM »
Lady Interviewer: Do you  drink every day?


 Man: Yes.


 Lady Interviewer: How much a  day?


 Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.


 Lady Interviewer:  How much does a 6-pack cost?


 Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.


 Lady  Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?


 Man: 15  years.


 Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you
 consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.
 In one  year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?


 Man:  Correct.


 Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not
 accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly
 $162,000;  correct?


 Man: Correct.


 Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you  that if you did not drink
 for the last 15 years, you could have bought a  Ferrari?


 Man: Do you drink?


 Lady Interviewer: No.


 Man: So  where's your Ferrari?

Offline fireman24mn

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Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 05:16:07 PM »
So if you could have all of Bill Gates money or end world hunger....



 What color would your Ferrari be.
I think this has become an addiction.


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Offline Burnin Daylight

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Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 06:13:00 PM »
Orange metal flake. 
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Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2013, 06:45:00 PM »
good choice
I think this has become an addiction.


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Offline wexrocks

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Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2013, 09:15:13 PM »
can I order mine in Emerald Mist? oh wait... I still drink beer... never mind.

Does that make Glastron/Carlson the beer drinker's Ferrari?
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Offline V153

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Re: Logic of a Beer Drinker
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2013, 09:26:33 PM »
I've actually driven a Ferrari, does that count?
'81 C500_given away, bought back_75.1 mph
'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
'70 something SpeedCraft_(Allison 16R Clone)_69.0 mph
'79 CVZ19_given away
'71 V153_54.8 mph_wrecked


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