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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: Hyperacme on June 21, 2015, 04:35:06 PM

Title: Makes you wonder...
Post by: Hyperacme on June 21, 2015, 04:35:06 PM
It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ....nobody was married.
Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara... in fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.