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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: V153 on September 27, 2010, 08:00:10 PM

Title: Chicken Wire
Post by: V153 on September 27, 2010, 08:00:10 PM
So, the kid walks past the ole farmers house carrying a bundle of chicken wire. Old man sitting on the porch asks what're ya gonna do with that chicken wire son? Kid says I'm gonna catch me some chickens. You watch! Yeah right, good luck laughs the old man. Few hours later the kid walks past with more chickens than he can carry.

Next day the kid walks past carrying a bunch of duck tape. Old man say where are you headed with that? Kid says I'm gonna catch me some ducks! The old man laughs it off again, but sure enough the kid passes by later with more ducks than he can manage.

Next day the kid walks by carrying a bushel of pussy willows. Old man says hang on a second, lemme get my hat ...
Title: Re: Chicken Wire
Post by: Rosscoe on October 05, 2010, 08:07:44 PM
 ;D