Oprah & the Obamas are flying out for lobster somewhere in a small unmarked Air Force lear jet. Obama winks at Oprah & says, "Y'know I could throw a $1000 bill out the window and make someone very happy." Oprah replies, "Well I could throw ten $100 bills out & make ten people happy." Michelle has to add, "I can throw 100 $10 dollar bills and make 100 people happy."
After overhearing this exchange the pilot leans to the co-pilot & says, "I could throw all three of them out the window and make 56 million people very, very happy ..."