Took Mom out for some Italian grub at Luna's tonight. Then to a performance of "The King & I" @ Venice Little Theater. First row center balcony. [Puffing out chest]
"She does so love the theatre". [Said in snobby British accent]
Ah well what the heck, she deserves it for puttin up with my crap for 50 odd years.
If you're lucky enough to still have your parents, or a parent. Do something nice for them on their birthday. Or else ...