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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: Retro Performance on October 03, 2014, 06:47:24 PM

Title: Gun Control?
Post by: Retro Performance on October 03, 2014, 06:47:24 PM
It has already started last night at Gander
Mountain Sporting Goods.
 
 When I was ready to pay for my  purchases
of 44 mag ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down,
 facing me."
 
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA
about the gun control wackos running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.
 
 When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring
 to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
 
 I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
 They need to make their instructions to us
seniors a little clearer, but I still don't think
I looked that bad.
 
                                         
 


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