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Offline V153

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Cycles
« on: October 25, 2010, 06:04:58 PM »
So, ...  The guy goes to the nightclub in hopes of getting lucky. Chats it up with a gal at the bar and eventually asks if she'd like to come home with him. She says I'd really like to but I'm on my menstrual cycle. Guy says that's okay I got my moped ...
'81 C500_given away, bought back_75.1 mph
'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
'70 something SpeedCraft_(Allison 16R Clone)_69.0 mph
'79 CVZ19_given away
'71 V153_54.8 mph_wrecked


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Re: Cycles
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 09:44:56 PM »
Which reminds me:

Q. What do mopeds & fat girls have in common?

A. They're both a lot of fun but don't let yer friends catch you on one ...
'81 C500_given away, bought back_75.1 mph
'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
'70 something SpeedCraft_(Allison 16R Clone)_69.0 mph
'79 CVZ19_given away
'71 V153_54.8 mph_wrecked


WALK TALL AND CARRY A BIG BILGE PUMP