That's funny! I have 5 offspring, 3 boys and 2 girls, 3 moms
. The first one kneed me there pretty good once so the next 4 were easier to fend off so to speak. Oldest is a Son, now 36. Next one down is 33 year old daughter. Next is 29 yo son, then 17 yo daughter and this 15 yo son. 12 grandkids between me and the wife now. I had a stint from the 1980's until 2006 with no boats, so not all have had this opportunity.
Here is one of the granddaughters swimming off the platform and my daughter hanging out on my "other" boat, between this and tubing we always have a good time...