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Holiday Humor
« on: December 25, 2015, 01:50:01 AM »
Three employees of a local trucking company, the CEO, dispatcher and a truck driver die on Christmas eve. All three are standing in front of  the pearly gates and Saint Peter says " In honor of the holiday season in order to get into heaven each of you must present an item that symbolizes Christmas". The CEO reaches into his pocket, pulls out a lighter, lights it and says "this is a candle". St. Peter says "very good you may pass through the pearly gates". The dispatcher reaches into his pocket, pulls out a set of keys, shakes them and says "these are bells". St. Peter says "excellent, you may pass through the pearly gates".
The truck driver, frantically searching his pockets finally pulls out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter asks  "and what do those symbolize?"
 The driver replies........."these are Carol's".
John
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