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Offline Eric_Michael

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Bad Tipper
« on: June 29, 2011, 02:31:05 PM »
A man goes out to eat and leaves three pennies for a tip.  The waitress sees this and approaches him to discuss the situation.  She tells the man that the three pennies tell her a lot about him.  Curious, the man asks what they mean.

The waitress puts her finger on the first penny and slides it forward.  She says, "This penny tells me your are thrifty".  The man replied, "Well yes, I am very thrifty."

She puts her finger on the second penny and slides it forward.  She says, "This penny tells me you are a bachelor."  The man was amazed and answered, "Well yes, I am a bachelor."

The waitress puts her finger on the final penny and slides it forward.  She looks him in the eye and says, "This penny tells me your father was too!"