Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Thanks Jim! Best laugh I've had in awhile.
As our friendly UPS driver Victor pulled up to the shop I asked Beth if she was waiting on anything. She answered, "Nope." Vic strolled in and delivered his patented line, "I'm here and I got the goods ..." Vic is always just as eager as the two of us to find out what's inside an unexpected package, so he whipped out his box cutter & said lets have at it!
After I unrolled the brown paper I was still scratching my head thinking who the hell would send me a car ashtray?! I could tell without comparing it wouldn't fit the Ranger? Hmm ...
Took another look at the shipping label & finally spotted 'Jim B' at the bottom. Between laughs I explained to Vic & Beth who it was from and we all had a good laugh.
Thanks Buddy!!!
ps. Hey you did say the mounting width of yer top was 67"? Or was it 69"? Thought I wrote it down, can't find it ... duh