Minnesota Classic Glastron Forum
General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: Hotwired on October 08, 2011, 08:06:28 PM
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Saw this one and thought ... typical Criagslist experiance ... and had to chuckle! ;D
1988 " pieceoshit " 20` chris craft scorpion.
Long story short I bought it for $3000 off a douchebag. Got it home and it needed like $900 in parts. So I fixed all the problems. Decided I needed a bigger boat therefore sold it to my neighbor who paid me in installments of $0 a week for 10 weeks. I just repossessed the boat from him and I just don`t care. It has a 2000 mercruiser 305 v8 and an alpha with 2 seasons on it. Newer interior and by newer i mean newer than 1988, the cocksplash I bought it from told me it was " new ". . The prop is aluminum and is a little chewed up but can be replaced for about $50. I Just spent the last day cleaning the boat because mr reliable payments didn`t keep her clean. Also would benefit from a new cover. For $2000 a turn key boat with a V8 that does 50mph all day that you can fill up with scallys is a great deal. Call me if interested. Pictures on request. Pictures of girls naked also available.
Thank you
Justin. 862-%^*-@#$%