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Offline V153

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Shark Bait
« on: September 05, 2010, 09:09:20 PM »
So ...  The shark is out with his young son teaching him how to hunt. They happen upon a shipwreck with a group of people foundering in the water.

Dad shark says listen up son, here's what we're gonna do. First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fin showing. Then we swim closer to them with our entire fin showing. Then we eat them. Son says ok Dad but why don't we just eat 'em now?

Dad says trust me son, they taste better if ya scare the crap out of em first ...
« Last Edit: September 05, 2010, 09:15:10 PM by V153 »
'81 C500_given away, bought back_75.1 mph
'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
'70 something SpeedCraft_(Allison 16R Clone)_69.0 mph
'79 CVZ19_given away
'71 V153_54.8 mph_wrecked


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Offline V153

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Re: Shark Bait
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2010, 10:27:24 PM »
Which reminds me of an older joke:

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy ...
'81 C500_given away, bought back_75.1 mph
'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
'70 something SpeedCraft_(Allison 16R Clone)_69.0 mph
'79 CVZ19_given away
'71 V153_54.8 mph_wrecked


WALK TALL AND CARRY A BIG BILGE PUMP