Didn't find it all that amusing at the moment but reckon it is now.
Awhile back I went on a late night feeding frenzy, as I so often do. Decided a BLT was what my palate required.
So I'm fryin up my bacon, topless ... Got the skillet a lil too hot & that dang grease popped. I sh*t you not a big gob of it landed smack dab in my 'inny' bellybutton. Dunno 'bout you but personally I don't travel that region of my body much, well mebbe use my pinky to scrape it out once in awhile. But lemme tell ya a blast of napalm in that area'll really perk ya up.