Minnesota Classic Glastron Forum
General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: V153 on September 11, 2010, 11:20:50 PM
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Q) What's the difference between a mosquito & a lawyer?
A) One's a blood sucking parasite, the other is an insect ...
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So ... the hotshot lawyer has a flat tire in his Mercedes. He opens the door to take a look & a passing truck tears the door off. Cop witnesses the incident & stops to help.
Lawyer says did you see that!? That crazy bastard ripped my door off! Cop says yes I did & I got his license number & radioed it ahead. We'll catch him. But it is my duty to inform you that your left arm is missing as well.
Lawyer looks down & exclaims: "My Rolex!!!"