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Offline V153

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Gotta love those lawyer jokes
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:20:50 PM »
Q) What's the difference between a mosquito & a lawyer?

A) One's a blood sucking parasite, the other is an insect ...
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Re: Gotta love those lawyer jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 09:02:33 PM »
So ... the hotshot lawyer has a flat tire in his Mercedes. He opens the door to take a look & a passing truck tears the door off. Cop witnesses the incident & stops to help.

Lawyer says did you see that!? That crazy bastard ripped my door off! Cop says yes I did & I got his license number & radioed it ahead. We'll catch him. But it is my duty to inform you that your left arm is missing as well.

Lawyer looks down & exclaims: "My Rolex!!!"

'81 C500_given away, bought back_75.1 mph
'81 Baja 15SS_140 Frankenrude_66.7 mph
'70 something SpeedCraft_(Allison 16R Clone)_69.0 mph
'79 CVZ19_given away
'71 V153_54.8 mph_wrecked


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