A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year-old girl. After the honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage. After a few drinks the billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he managed to land a 25 year-old hottie.
“It’s simple” the billionaire boasts, “I faked my age.”
“Yes, but even for a 40 to 45 year old guy, she is sensational. What age did you tell her you are?” the friend asks.
With a smile on his lips the billionaire responds, “85 years old!”