It has already started last night at Gander
Mountain Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases
of 44 mag ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down,
facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA
about the gun control wackos running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring
to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us
seniors a little clearer, but I still don't think
I looked that bad.
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