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Offline DanR

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To be 8 again
« on: July 19, 2012, 07:03:44 AM »
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching hiswife, who was looking at
herself in their full length mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he
asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put
her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what
was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you Retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even if a man is listening, he's gonna' get it wrong.

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