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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: V153 on December 01, 2010, 08:25:18 PM

Title: Blind Cowboy
Post by: V153 on December 01, 2010, 08:25:18 PM
So ... the blind cowboy finds his way into a bar. Says hey anybody wanna hear a blond joke? Bar goes silent, you could hear a pin drop.

Barmaid says old cowboy I'm willin to cut you some slack cuz yer blind. So I'll inform you that this bar is owned & operated by blondes. The blonde sitting to your left is an olympic boxer. The blonde to your right is a black belt in martial arts. The blonde behind you is a world champion in krav maga. And I've got a .45 tucked into my waistband. Are you sure ya wanna tell that joke?!

Cowboy says nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 4 times ...