So ... the old indian walks into the trading post shopping for toilet paper. Clerk replies well we have Charmin for $3.99 & no name for $1.99. Me take no name says the indian.
Couple days later the indian returns & tells the shopkeeper. Me have name for no name toilet paper. You should call it John Wayne. Clerk asks why. Indian says cuz it's rough & it's tough and it won't take sh*t off an indian ...