So ... this guy's out taking a Sunday drive in the the sticks when he passes a hand painted sign that reads: "Talking Dog $20"
He can't resist stopping. An old farmer leads him out back where the dog is tied up and sure enough the dog can talk! Dog proceeds to regale the guy with tales of his military service, espionage work for the govt, etc.
The guy can't believe it. Says to the farmer why're you selling him so cheap? Farmer says cuz he's a liar! He never did any of that sh*t!!!
