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Offline V153

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Horribly utterly tastless joke(s)
« on: August 17, 2011, 11:06:21 PM »
Q.)  What do you call a Somalian with a dog?

A.)  Vegetarian.


Q.)  What do you call a Somalian with two dogs?

A.)  Rancher
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Re: Horribly utterly tastless joke(s)
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2011, 05:53:33 PM »
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream store, and asks for an ice cream.

Dude says, "Sure, what flavor?".

Michael J. Fox tells him "It doesn't matter, I'm just going to drop it anyway".
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