Yes the jokes were crude and abundant Jim. And I thought old people were s'posed to to go to sleep after they've been on & off airplanes for 12 hours? To his credit Bob did fall asleep bout halfway home. Well he is 81 freakin yrs old, just been dragged halfway around Alaska by my Mom, who apparently never sleeps ...
Anyway the banter went like this:
Base to all units: "All units we have a male subject near gate A6 with his hangar door open."
Unit 1: "Huh?"
Base: "I repeat the hangar door is open."
Unit 1: "What?!"
Unit 2 to unit 1: "I think he means the guys fly is open?"
Unit 1 to unit 2: "Thanks! Mine was too ..."