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Online Hyperacme

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Socially Unacceptab​le Humor
« on: September 14, 2013, 01:11:52 PM »
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

 I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

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Re: Socially Unacceptab​le Humor
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 10:08:05 PM »
Those are hilarious
I think this has become an addiction.

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