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Walmart Job
« on: October 04, 2013, 11:23:32 AM »
Jennifer, a manager
at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening... After
sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she
found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the
four in and ask them only one
question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the
job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference
room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know
of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head.
There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you
sir?' she asked the second man.
'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes
and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye,
that's a very popular cliché for speed.' She then turned to the
third man, who was
contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch,
way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an
instant.. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she
had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she
said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the
same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three
answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the
response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK,
or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already S**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the
new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this
every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Shaun
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