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Clinton
« on: March 19, 2014, 01:00:08 PM »
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua, New York.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
 
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
 
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary
 of State. As they jogged to the turn that would take them past
 the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure
 enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as
 she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...“See what you get for
 five bucks!?"
Shaun
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