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General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: V153 on September 19, 2011, 05:37:29 PM

Title: Transportation Safety Authority
Post by: V153 on September 19, 2011, 05:37:29 PM

Had to pick up Mom & Bob at the Tampa airport this morning after their Alaskan adventure. Parked at 10:40 plane landed at 10:53. Perfect! Plenty of time to take a leak. Did so and then proceeded to walk around the airport afterward with my zipper down. Didn't notice it til we were driving home. This naturally led to a bunch of tasteless TSA jokes at my expense. Sigh ... It's hell to get old ...

Title: Re: Transportation Safety Authority
Post by: Tonka Jim on September 21, 2011, 04:53:53 PM

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Title: Re: Transportation Safety Authority
Post by: V153 on September 21, 2011, 07:58:33 PM

Yes the jokes were crude and abundant Jim. And I thought old people were s'posed to to go to sleep after they've been on & off airplanes for 12 hours? To his credit Bob did fall asleep bout halfway home. Well he is 81 freakin yrs old, just been dragged halfway around Alaska by my Mom, who apparently never sleeps ...

Anyway the banter went like this:

Base to all units: "All units we have a male subject near gate A6 with his hangar door open."

Unit 1: "Huh?"

Base: "I repeat the hangar door is open."

Unit 1: "What?!"

Unit 2 to unit 1: "I think he means the guys fly is open?"

Unit 1 to unit 2: "Thanks! Mine was too ..."